Can you guess which one is the mom?

Today, I'm exceptionally grateful to my mom for teaching me about justice ("one day you'll have kids and they'll repay you all the hard time you gave me"), logic ("if you fall off that table and break your legs, you're not going to church with me"), and protocol ("if you're going to kill each other, please do it outside. I just finished cleaning the living room").

Hey, I'm not in the minority here, even the toughest mobster has a soft spot for mom.

Labels: Mother's Day