-It sure felt good seeing Mary J Blige take nine gongs at last night's Billboard Music Awards.

-Still on the BMAs, for every 12 asinine moves, Paris Hilton makes one smart move.

-The Coup, Mr. Lif, and their friends almost died yesterday.

-The ever on-point Sacha Orenstein of Oh Word reviews Ghost Dinis More Fish LP.

-Format Mag interviews Styles P. (Time Is Money is starting to sound like a sub-par album after 2 weeks.)

-Now, how the hell am I supposed to believe this about Snoop?

-Gossip experts say Jay and Beyonce are getting married next weekend. *Yawn*

-Two men rap their way out of ticket.